Nov 16, 2011

Do Bosses know their Staff?

On walking into office, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy slouching in his chair, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here, I pay people for working, not for slouching in the chair and looking sluggish!

Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back."

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

Noticing few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies to everybody in the company". To which an amazing reply came:- "He was the pizza delivery guys, Sir!"

Nov 3, 2011

Height of Facebook addiction


Police officer: "Sir I am extremely sorry to say, but your wife has been involved in a fatal car crash & we would like u to accompany us so you can identify the dead body.''
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DRUNK Husband Responds: "Ahh!.. I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo and tag me on Facebook, if its her i will click LIKE"...!